Literature is fun.

The last literature lecture was really... interesting.

- Prof: During the Restoration, people started writing diaries. They would write about how people were throwing up, where they did it... how they laughed about it... [laugh from the students] Oh come on, think about your diaries... or... your entries on Facebook. "The King is back LOL".

- Prof: Christmas was restored... Yeah, Oliver Cromwell cancelled Christmas. Bastard.

- Prof: Witty is about being cool, fashionable, stylish. Isaac Newton was a witty person. He never made a joke in his life.

- Text: Epistle to the reader. Good, Sweet, Honey, Sugar-Candied READER. (Which is more than anyone had called you yet).